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Your ugly jokes

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him so he agrees. All of the jokes you're about to read are most definitely not about your beloved mom, who is beyond reproach and the best human being who ever existed. Yo momma so ugly she killed her shadow. Yo mama so ugly, when a honey badger went to attack, he looked at her face and died. Immediately there is a frenzy of snarls, growls and yelps, followed by an eerie silence. Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.

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Your ugly jokes

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. In your case they're nothing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. He was picking his nose. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

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Your ugly jokes

Yo mama so ugly the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so ugly her parents had to tie a pork chop on her neck so the dog would play with her. Yo mama so ugly your dad drinks at a bar and looks at her picture till she looks good before he goes home. Yo mama so ugly, when she took a bath and it turned into shit water. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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Your ugly jokes

They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter paradise. It's fine, he eventually woke up! The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. Never mind, I shouldn't spread it. Yo momma so ugly, the government hired her to stop the coronavirus.

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Your ugly jokes

She said she would grant me three wishes for releasing her. . Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass. She just thought it was remarkable! You can call him whatever you want, he's still not coming. . He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows. .

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Your ugly jokes

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. Because people are dying to get in! He had given up on jerking off years ago. Doctor, what is the good news? Yo mama so ugly, Pontiac's engineers inspired the Aztek out of her. You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents. Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other way! During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck. .

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Your ugly jokes

Your mom is so fat and ugly, Blue's Clues can't figure out what she is. Yo mama so ugly, when she stepped out of my car, I got fined for littering. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysteri. Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet Yo Mama So Ugly, she's the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

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