You re so fat. 24 Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good

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You re so fat

Yo momma so fat, everytime she starts singing people leave. Yo mama so fat, she eats soup with the Big Dipper. You mama so fat that when she sat of Home Depot it became Lowes. When overweight people get comments about their size from strangers, the demeanor of the speaker is rude and thoughtless, sometimes sneering or exuding disgust. And they gave her clearance to take off! Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up. Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! The idea that a label could make me healthy and skinny started in middle school.

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24 Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good

You re so fat

When was the last time you saw a commercial for brown rice, bananas or broccoli? Yo mama so fat, wine companies stand in line waiting for her to shit so they can buy it and harvest their Vineyards. Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo mama so fat that when she goes out to eat she looks at the menu and says okay Yo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat the children come running to the bus stop. Yo mama so fat she sat in the middle of the road and got mistakened for a roundabout. Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's! So I guess no one does like me? Together, they made a bigger impact than I expected. Your mom is so fat, when all the planets got aligned, she played hopscotch on them, starting from the sun. Yo momma's so fat, she sued the State of Florida because every time she went to the beach, people dragged her into the water thinking she was a beached whale.

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24 Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good

You re so fat

Yo mama so fat she cant take pictures, she have to take billboards! Apparently, many models are very insecure about their bodies after having their appearance scrutinized constantly. Yo momma so fat she has to wait for it to rain before she can take a shower. Yo mama so fat she went to the elephant exhibit at the zoo and had a family reunion. Yo mama so fat her nose and her butt are in different time zones. Still, this is a sophisticated game Taylor has already learned to play well before his sixth birthday. Yo mommas so fat she uses a whole stick of deodorant on half an armpit.

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Your Mama So Fat Jokes

You re so fat

And definitely not articles that contradict what we already believe. Yo mamma so fat, she uses the local car wash to take a shower. When I decided to drop out of my Political Science course in university, I knew I needed to get serious about learning about nutrition. Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Your momma so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, Gilligan, the Skipper, the Millon and his Wife, Movie Star, the Professer and Maryann had land to walk home. Yo mama so fat the bath tub sits in her! None of these sources are qualified enough to offer nutrition and weight loss advice.

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Your Mama So Fat Jokes

You re so fat

When I went back to doing sit-ups, my mother told me sit-ups would only help if I did them all at once. You have to be indestructible to do what you love, and believe that you are worth it. Yo mama so fat that when she passes by the tv, Jesse Pinkman was in and out of rehab 4 times. Yo mama so fat I asked her what her favorite animal was, and she said the ones I can eat. I needed to be told I deserved to be happy and healthy. Within a few months I stopped eating the meat and cheese.

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Fat insults

You re so fat

Yo mama so fat then when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E. Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo Mama's so fat she uses a Snickers for a toothbrush. Yo Momma so fat, You can print out a picture of her and use it as a paperweight. Yo mama is so fat she hopped over walmart, tripped over kmart, rolled over sears and landed on target. Yo mama so hungry when she goes to the petting zoo she brings barbecue sauce.

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You re so fat

I only know why I was fat after , studying nutrition for years and reading numerous books. Well, if you want to have chocolate for breakfast, I suppose that makes sense. Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the equator. Yo momma so fat she downloads cheat codes for wii fit.

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