Witze golf. Donald Trump President Jokes

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He walks to the lake, spreads the water into two parts and grabs the ball on the dry ground. I played the ball close to my feet, caught the sweet spot and moved it right onto the green. When everything settled down, there was my ball, only ten inches off into the cup. He runs towards it, walks on the water and grabs the ball. Auf dem letzten Grün hat er eine Eagle-Chance zum Gewinn. Never mind you won't get over it. What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes? What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay? He's certainly not my husband, I can tell, said the first lady, Disgusting - I'm glad he's not mine either, said the second lady.

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He shrugged and walked back to his friend and explained to him in sign language that he'd have to wait, and then drove off. How can Donald Trump be hostile to people of color when he himself is orange? I don't always insult entire nations, but when I do it's with Trumped-up charges. Have you seen the Clint Eastwood film about Donald Trump? What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan? Three guys are golfing with the club pro. He is on the second hole when notices a frog sitting next to the green. Because all his other wives support Hillary.

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One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress. Why does Donald Trump prefer E. How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you? First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. It really is a damned cheek, said the third. Trump called the undertaker aside for a private little talk.

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I'm pretty good with a 3-iron. It's Arnold's turn to tee off, and he does so on a long par five. It seems he had an uncontrollable desire to play golf at any opportunity. Whenever Donald Trump says something bad, he gets more supporters. Jesus and Moses are playing golf in Heaven when they come to the par-three 17th hole, a long carry over water to an island green. I only needed a par four to break 70 for the first time in my life.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet? If Donald Trump wins the election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games. Die werden auch selten beantwortet, aber jeder kann sie lesen. Why don't black cats cross Trump's path? Sure enough, he spots him in the woods. He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed. What elephant ran for president? Finally, it's time for the old man to play.

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How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books? It bounced, and bounced right up onto the green and rolled its way closer. An elderly man is in the intensive care unit of a hospital. Yeah you no longer have to press 2 for English. I will grant you three wishes. And might I ask how your sex life is? Would you care to tell us about it? It had beautiful trees, blue ponds, water separating the fairways, and almost everything in a golf course a golfer could ever wish for in life. He asks if the crowd wants to hear a joke? How do you know the economy is only getting worse? If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb Trump's ego and jump down to his I.

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Donald Trump President Jokes

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The man couldn't control himself. Have you tried the new Donald Trump Candy Bar? In der Ferne geht gerade ein Trauerzug vorbei. Plötzlich schießt ein Adler aus den Wolken herab, greift den Hund mitsamt dem Ball und steigt wieder hoch. Because the weatherman told them there was a 70 percent chance of a golden shower. Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Er entschließt sich, dieses Spiel einmal auszuprobieren und Golfstunden zu nehmen. He had traveled the world playing all the famous golf courses.

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Donald Trump President Jokes

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A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. Can I tell you a joke about the wall? That Awkward moment when you actually want to vote for Donald Trump. Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator. One of the foursome asks Moses who the guy walking on water thinks he is! If you're black you literally have to be a brain surgeon to get a Trump cabinet post. Das hätte ich aber nicht von Dir gedacht! You foolishly chose the wrong club because of your Tiger Woods fantasy and I'm not going to be a party to it! They positively altered my perspective for how a construction project should be managed with Park West and delivered a world-class student housing community that will serve Aggies for decades.

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